UBER FUN IN LEEDS!!!!!!

Hmmm, oh gosh it was fun! I made fwends!...kind of...

I went into Grin in the Corn Exchange and I saw this cool bag but...SHOCK! HORROR!No price tag!!!! So I went to the guys at the counter and I said "How much is this please?" and one of them gave me this- I must say it- rather cheeky smile and said "Forty-five million pounds" to which I replied rather fiercely "No it's not!".
"Yes it is!" he replied, almost as fiercely (but not quite as).
"I'm pretty sure it's illegal to price things that high!" I remarked, using my super knowledge of the legal system.
"We can price things however we want," said the other cockily (he he, I said cock), also smiling cheekily. Then I huffed and puffed as all short people do, and I went round to the front of the counter, where they began laughing quite animatedly, as I could only just see over the counter. So, I glared and said (in my most superior voice) "Do you honestly expect to get customers with that attitude?" Of course, they merely continued laughing and said...
"We get paid anyway, so it makes no difference." So I glared in my friendliest manner and said,
"How much is the bag?" The man turned to his colleague and said "£15?" and the other man nodded.
So I took out my fifteen English pounds like a good girl, but then he said...
"Ten pounds" and I thought..."Awww, I've made some friends."

They also said I could keep the dust on the bag for free.