LOOK AT THE WEATHER! BLOODY RIDICULOUS! RAIN! WHOEVER HEARD OF RAIN IN FREBRUARY?

OK, don't answer that one...

My dad. My dad indeed. What a morbid bugger he is. Everytime we go to his house, me and Paz have to sit through one of his lectures, which eventually ends with me sighing exasperatedly and looking at my watch until he gets the picture and we can go to bed. Anyway, last night he came out with

"What would you do if I wasn't here, say, I was in Iran, and your mum and stepdad died..."

My God, that man is crazy. Like a fish, seriously. Which only goes to prove that insanity runs in my family. Well, it does actually, but from my mother's side. See people, I HAVE AN EXCUSE!

I also found out yesterday that when Parissa was, like, three, she told my stepdad to "GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, YOU FAT BUM!" Oh, how that made me larf, it did. What? It's true.

Kady, you just rock! You had the courage to sit there in front of an Ofsted inspector and diss our school...AMAZING!!!!!! Seriously, it was magical. XD
SARAH SARAH SARAH!!!! I liked your post today, it was full of funniness...IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! It really is...DARN BOYS!

I'm going to go now, and make myself do some maths revision...mmm, practice papers, tasty stuff. Yeah.

Ooh! Quote time!

Erm...Oh yeah! "I heard that one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is off centre because it's trying to escape." -Peter in Family Guy...HAHAHA! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx