I know...I'm a BAD GIRRL and I'm sorry. I should be blogging more often, but it's getting really hard for me to get online.

SARAH, LAURA, I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

It's my birthday next week! YAY! I'm having my party on the 13th though, because that's the earliest time I can have it. Sinead and I came up with a great idea for it though...are you ready?

*drum roll*

PASS THE PARCEL, BUT THE PRIZES ARE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN GET WHEN YOU'RE SIXTEEN! (Like condoms, fags, lottery tickets)...How funny would that be?!

OMG, I was so happy on Monday! I got 82/100 on my practice maths exam! Which was the highest mark in the class and an A*!!! I really want an A* in Maths!!! It made my day (I'm sad, I know).

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Quote- "Maybe I'm crazy" -Gnaarls Barkley (is it spelt like that?), Crazy. I've had that song in my head all day, thanks to Marc. He was telling me about his penis, something about "having a right lump on"...I said, "Isn't that cancer?"

I saw dear prozzy lozzy yesterday. It was fun. We stood in Millennium Square singing He Grabbed My Test Tube...unfortunately though, dear Laura has no idea of theatrics, so it was kind of lost on the audience. They did say they would come and see it when I put it on the West End though...YAY!

I had to go on the train on my own, thanks to SOME UNMENTIONABLES! Urgh! It was boring, but I ate a giant bag of buttons! YAY!

Question: A bag of giant buttons or a giant bag of buttons?

Quote- "In the sun, the willows give you shade" -The Gallows Is God by the Distillers

I've got a fucking fringe!

It's horrible! I went to the hairdressers and she messed it up SO MUCH! I hate it! I've got this short fringe that makes it bad and there's nothing I can do about it. I can't tie it up, I can't push it behind my ears- I just have to wait for it to grow. *sigh* I suppose there are worse things.

Chambers, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I don't think that. The only reason I said that was because I was trying to say that you didn't listen to me, when I try to get you to stop smoking. Sounds weird, I know, but it's true. Same for Leanne. Although I think she actually does smoke to look cool. *cough*loser*cough*

I'm sorry anyway. I don't even though if you read my blog, actually. Ha.

Quote - "I mean, I could've been having plastic surgery. If that had gone wrong...woah."

It's the holidays, people! W00t! CELEBRATE!

And what a wonderful start I had! My people went out so I got to go online on Friday night, which is always a nice time to be online, isn't it just? But this night was especially wonderful as I discoverd, much to my delight, that SOUP IS BANNED. It just made my life to see those words. I was thinking of opening a bottle of champagne, but then I realised:

a) I don't drink, and

b) We don't have any champagne

So I settled for celebrating with my dear Laura. Ho ho hum diddle-um. I'm wearing a pink shirt. I'm ironing. I'm going to Leanne's later. Oh yes, life is good. HAHAHAHAHA!

Quote- "Go on and cry me a river, cry me a river, I cried a river over you..." -Cry Me A River, Ella Fitzgerald