LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that what you wanted? Is it? Actually, I did love your most recent post...YOU LIKED ROB!!!!!! HA HA HA! And you had Busted posters!!!

Awww, I'm so mean to Rob! Bless him, he doesn't deserve it...or does he?

NO, HE DOESN'T!! Hmm...I swear I've got Split Personality Disorder XD

Thank you for looking, Bertie...

Alfie's all better now. It was fun taking him to the vets. He kept making these weird sniffling noises out of the window, for some odd reason. I don't think he liked it when that thermometer went up his arse though!!!
OMG, CHRIS SHORT IS SO WEIRD! He was just stood, taking pictures of me outside drama today. He is soooooo creepy.

Speaking of pictures...here you go. YASAMIN WITH CURLY HAIR! I know, don't die of shock! I let Katie do it, but then she got bored and Abiy took over. Friday photos

Ooh, quote- "Bear your fangs and burn my wings; I hear bullets singing..." - You're The Storm, by the Cardigans

Yeah, Abiy, I'm just crap, aren't I?

I would have come rollerblading, honestly, but I couldn't! I did only find out at like, QUARTER TO SIX! A bit late, don't you think?

Ho hum! God, people should not let me free...I just do crazy things. Hmm...Mr Chambers makes me angry- gives a bad word to the name Chambers. Although, there are very few who make it seem good :p HO HO HO! Aren't I a card?

This can't be long because my mum'll be back soon...urgh! Damn regulations...seriously, my mum and stepdad live by the weirdest, most hypocritical rules I can think of.

OMG! Alfie's sick! He keeps sneezing and coughing and all that! Bless him (for those who don't know, Alfie's a cat). And Lily's acting weird- she keeps miaowing- I think she wants attention. Oh, how I love our feline friends...*waves down south* HELLO OLIVE! HELLO CHAOS!

You know, Sarah, Rob's a bit crap at this whole 'Blogger's Manifesto' thing. He only goes on your blog doesn't he? That's not good comradeship now, is it?! I still don't know what to do the Blogger's Song to, but I'm working on it.

Quote for today: "We'll be enemies until one of us kills the other." Oh, if only you knew how true that is, Rob. But you know it's going to be me killing him and not the other way round. Sure, he may do karate, but I'm SHORT!!!

Ho ho holly bush! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

LOOK AT THE WEATHER! BLOODY RIDICULOUS! RAIN! WHOEVER HEARD OF RAIN IN FREBRUARY?

OK, don't answer that one...

My dad. My dad indeed. What a morbid bugger he is. Everytime we go to his house, me and Paz have to sit through one of his lectures, which eventually ends with me sighing exasperatedly and looking at my watch until he gets the picture and we can go to bed. Anyway, last night he came out with

"What would you do if I wasn't here, say, I was in Iran, and your mum and stepdad died..."

My God, that man is crazy. Like a fish, seriously. Which only goes to prove that insanity runs in my family. Well, it does actually, but from my mother's side. See people, I HAVE AN EXCUSE!

I also found out yesterday that when Parissa was, like, three, she told my stepdad to "GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, YOU FAT BUM!" Oh, how that made me larf, it did. What? It's true.

Kady, you just rock! You had the courage to sit there in front of an Ofsted inspector and diss our school...AMAZING!!!!!! Seriously, it was magical. XD
SARAH SARAH SARAH!!!! I liked your post today, it was full of funniness...IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE! It really is...DARN BOYS!

I'm going to go now, and make myself do some maths revision...mmm, practice papers, tasty stuff. Yeah.

Ooh! Quote time!

Erm...Oh yeah! "I heard that one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is off centre because it's trying to escape." -Peter in Family Guy...HAHAHA! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yo! Yo! Yo! Ma peeps! WOOO!!!

Back at school today. Sucks, I know. Although I had to miss the first lesson because I've got an eye infection. It's all weepy and gungy- ewww...disgusting. Well, it's not much anymore, because I bathed it in drama! You should have seen Ms Nichol's face when I said "Miss, I'm going to have to wash my eye this lesson"! I was sat there in the room and I took out this eye bath and just started washing my eye! Ho ho ho, although, Harry, Hannah, it wasn't very easy with you STARING AT ME! No wonder I got it all over my face!

I've got to go and get some ointment now. Well, when I can be bothered. Tonight, I'm going to try and do some work, if I can be bothered XD. Whilst listening to Panic! At the Disco, of course...that album RAWKS.

Abiy, I hope you're a little less tired...Laura, I hope you're a little less lazy (although, I won't hold my breath) and Cat, I hope you keep up the good work, old chap!
Sarah, I'm thinking I may write us a funny bloggers song, hey? Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, merry merry bloggers are weeeeeee! Although, perhaps not quite like that. Maybe.

Hmmm...I'm thinking I'm going to do this. Everytime I do a post, I shall leave you with a magical quote, just for you guys...WOOOO!!!!! I wish I had some interesting pictures to put on here, but I don't! I'll get some when I go out with the people from my work experience, when I finally organise it...because I know no one else will!

Quote for today: "Along with the people inside...What a wonderful caricature of intimacy..." -Build God, Then We'll Talk by Panic! At the Disco.

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UBER FUN IN LEEDS!!!!!!

Hmmm, oh gosh it was fun! I made fwends!...kind of...

I went into Grin in the Corn Exchange and I saw this cool bag but...SHOCK! HORROR!No price tag!!!! So I went to the guys at the counter and I said "How much is this please?" and one of them gave me this- I must say it- rather cheeky smile and said "Forty-five million pounds" to which I replied rather fiercely "No it's not!".
"Yes it is!" he replied, almost as fiercely (but not quite as).
"I'm pretty sure it's illegal to price things that high!" I remarked, using my super knowledge of the legal system.
"We can price things however we want," said the other cockily (he he, I said cock), also smiling cheekily. Then I huffed and puffed as all short people do, and I went round to the front of the counter, where they began laughing quite animatedly, as I could only just see over the counter. So, I glared and said (in my most superior voice) "Do you honestly expect to get customers with that attitude?" Of course, they merely continued laughing and said...
"We get paid anyway, so it makes no difference." So I glared in my friendliest manner and said,
"How much is the bag?" The man turned to his colleague and said "£15?" and the other man nodded.
So I took out my fifteen English pounds like a good girl, but then he said...
"Ten pounds" and I thought..."Awww, I've made some friends."

They also said I could keep the dust on the bag for free.

SARAH! I told you I would have something for you!


Smoke if you have to, but…

Don’t smoke because you think it makes you look cool.
Don’t smoke because you think it makes you ‘rebellious’ or ‘different’.
Don’t smoke menthol because you think they’re healthier.
Don’t smoke Richmond.
Don’t smoke cigars.
Don’t blow smoke in people’s faces.
Respect those who don’t smoke.
Respect those trying to quit.
Don’t leave cigarette butts ANYWHERE.
Don’t get pissed at those who try to get you to quit- they’re concerned.
Don’t smoke near or in school, where you’re likely to get caught.
Don’t lie about smoking.
Don’t lie about quitting.
Don’t lie about being addicted.
Don’t buy smokes for younger people.
Don’t ask for ‘twos’
Don’t smoke to look older.
Don’t burn people with cigarettes.
Don’t complain about having no money when you smoke.
Don’t come anywhere near people after having smoked- you stink.
Don’t show off about smoking.
Don’t smoke around children or people with respiratory difficulties.
Don’t ask other people to buy you cigarettes
Don’t ask for a light.
Don’t try and justify smoking.

Feel free to add your own XD

Well, we make sense don't we?
Do you like the pretty (clashing) colours? I felt like a little variation of hue...Anywhozle, today has been boring so far, although I got a nice grey hoodie from H&M! YAY!
I read Gilgamesh yesterday, which is, like, the oldest story in the world. It's slightly pornographic, and Cat was like, "Oh yeah, Yas, you read stuff like that all the time don't you?" But honestly, how am I to know? I don't pick up a book and know exactly what's in it. Especially Gilgamesh. I don't pick it up and think "Ok, oldest book in the world, written in Ancient Babylon...of course! Prostitute priestesses- my kind of thing." Just because you're too immature to deal with such issues...:p

xxx

Mmmmmmmm.....early morning brownies- always the best.

Paz is making some to take to college tomorrow, and she had to make them now, while my stepdad's out. She's lovely, letting me lick the bowl...I have'nt even had breakfast yet.

Oops, I'm getting chocolate on the keyboard.

By the way- YOU GUYS SUCK!!! One post from Abiy, one from Sinead, one from Rachael.
You're suppose to check it, you know. YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME!!! :'( Don't make me send out another email!!!

I mean, look how many times Sarah has commented...she's a trooper, she is! Which reminds me, Sarah...soon I will have a special one for you!!! I worked one it last night after my bath...because that one really needed planning. He he he *plots and schemes*

I think I'm going to my dad's today to do some cleaning...fun. XD

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

Happy V-day guys!!! WOOOOOO! Time to spread some love...you better do it!!! Of course I've already recieved the standard valentine of my mother that's always there on the doorstep.

"Thanks mum."

"What do you mean?"

"The card."

"Why would you think it's from me?"

"It's in your handwriting, dumbass!"

---silence---

Every year...and she still tries to pretend. *sigh* Anywhozle, today should be fun- me and Leanne are going to spread some love in town- IT WILL BE AMAZING, I am telling you! Wonder what we're going to do? Let's just say, yesterday I bought 3m of red ribbon and a cup of mini heart-shaped chocolates. XD I just want to make people happy!!!

On a much more serious note...that video released by the News of the World. That is sick. That is SO sick. And I bet there'll be people all over Britain saying "Well, they deserved it, f****** pakis". And we're civilised?

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Half-terming rocks! Laura, your school sucks! :( (love you, Pip :p)

First day of the holidays...w00t! Should be fun...I'm going to relax and revise, which probably won't work, but HEY! I can try!

Just phoned up Leanne to see whether she fancied coming to spread some love with me in town tomorrow, and Tom and Michael were there...wonderfully inebriated. Well, I suppose it is Tom's birthday, but he's only 14 and Michael's only 12. They were sweet though.

So guys...Valentine's day tomorrow, you all up for spreading love? I thought I might do some of that stuff...maybe buy some chocolate hearts, give them out to people in town...you know, the usual XD.
I suppose there will be some people who may be doing a wee more than spreading the love...*wink wink*

I have just been called 'pip' by a boy in Laura's class...strange. "Oi, pip"...what an interesting character he must be.
UE ISN'T WORKING!!! DAMN IT! I wanted to go and voice my opinions of last night's episode of rock school, but I cannot! O, woe is me! Grrr...

Ah, I cannae be bothered to write more. Au revoir mes amis, Happy Valentines Day, Happy Birthday Tom and as Sarah would say...ce monde est merveilleux! xxxxxxxxx

Friday 10th February 2006. Review Day. Be there, or...be labelled with an unauthorised absence!!!

A waste of time. I knew it would be. I don't see why I had to go. I was in there for five minutes while he told me everything was fine, and then I had to walk ALL THE WAY BACK FROM SCHOOL...do you have any idea what that does to my little legs? XD

Shopping with Cat was fun...I tried on this dress in a size 10...which I thought would be huge, but Cat said it looked cute...although the sleeves were MASSIVE. You could have fit two of my arms in them. I can't find clothes to fit me, DAMN IT! I mean, I like being skinny, but it has its downsides. (By the way, Cat, sexy jeans ;D )

You lot are crap, by the way. Ok, Abiy and and Rachael have commented...but no one else has, DAMN YOU! Jess is excused for a few days, but the rest of you just suck! Apart from Sinead, she's excused until I text her. But you better get your act together and check this bitch regularly...my dear Sarah has commented TWICE, and both times in fairly amusing ways! Come on guys!

Anywhozle, Leanne's tonight...should be fun. I'll take the SUPER SEXY CD I MADE, WHICH IS SUPER SEXY. Hmm...ROXAAAAAAANNNNE, you don't have to put on the red light!

Here is the pictoid of the crazy lady at Graves doing...er, something to that sheep. Taken on my work experience.

Love you GUYS! And happy birthday Jack for tomorrow! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HULA HOOPING ALL THE WAY!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED CLOTHES!

Hmm...I like the colour green. Shecksy.

Shecksy pictoid for you all, to keep you all smiling. Like a fish.

OK, so this is hard fro me to say. And I know some of you know, but most of you don't just because it's kind of embarrassing to say. I don't even know why it's embarrassing.

But my dad's been declared bankrupt. He can't afford anything. We haven't had gas for 5 years, we only have electricity because everytime the guy comes to read the meter my dad pretends he's not in, and his house does look abandoned. So he's selling the house, to secure what little money we have left and, after about a year and a half of chasing, he's got us a council flat in Fulwood.

It's ok, Fulwood's a very nice area. The flat itself is small, painted a...wonderful...shade of magnolia, with a random room that only I could fit in. But it means my dad can finally be that tiny bit better off. Who knows? Maybe one day we'll get broadband there...WHICH WILL BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!

I haven't told my mum yet. It's hard, because you know she'll be smug about it, and she'll tell Dave, who'll just take it out on us. You know, because we owe him so much.

Well, I told you, which is good. Don't know when we'll be properly moving in yet, but my dad wants it to be as soon as possible...good for him.

Just had my french oral...Mrs Drew is so cute. She was just like, "Oh, that was lovely...super". One crazy/deaf/blind woman.

Going shopping with Cat tomorrow...which is sure to be MEGA (OMG, Mrs Allen says mega! It made me larf) fun! WOOOOOO! I haven't been shopping properly in AGES, but I'm going to go crazy and by myself a new VEST TOP! I know what you're thinking...calm down there, Yaz, but I think it'll be ok.

First aid at Woodcraft tonight? Should be fun...I missed it last week...and whatever you think Abiy, I DIDN'T WANT TO!

Sinead! I can't believe you can't go out ALL HALF TERM! Keep sane! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me as a dog...at least, that's what came up on Google.

I was just going to use my MySpace blog, but it won't let dear old Abiy see it...AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! I like this one anyway...it's prettier.

Guys, you better comment though! :D



So, me Jessy's gone...but I'm sure she's having a great time back in old Perth! I hope she's ok, bless. I was quite sad actually...more sad than I thought I'd be, because I didn't really think I'd mind as long as we could keep in touch. But we will keep in touch, which is fine by me.
Although, I was PRETTY PISSED AT BANGZZZ! I mean, she was well out of order...but Rob and Laura made me feel tres tres happy when they stuck up for me...everyone was being so nice that day, I almost cried! I never hated Bangzzz before...I was always kind of indifferent, like she was just an annoying little fly buzzing in me ear. She made me hate her.
I made a sexy CD on Saturday (oh, the alliteration!)...avec End of Fashion (Jess, I love that song), The Misfits, MCR...erm...Beck...PRINCE!!!!!!!!!! And The Time Warp! WOOOO! And then on Saturday night I had fun babysitting, although Seamus woke up and because he's ill just WOULD NOT STOP SCREAMING, so I had to call for Ben and Celine to come home. But it turns out the baby and I are twins- both born with heart problems, both admitted to hospitals near Leeds. WOO!

Speaking of Leeds, I think I'll certainly go to Leeds fest this year. I tink I'll be staying with Paz, which is ok, because they're the kind of drunk people who will NOt rely on me to look after them. It will rock whatever.

NOW! I'm in a good drama group! WOO! Me, Hannah, Harry, Tom and, er, Chris. I was so worried I'd be in a crap one and fail. It's really cool...we're all angry and stuff XD....Yeah, and stuff.

Today's been ok...ALTHOUGH I HATE MR CHAMBERS. He talks so slow and it makes me so angry...he just wastes time and makes me hungry. That man gives a bad reputation to the name Chambers. Ho ho ho, and Miss Guy thinks I'm mad because I refused to paint in RE. I really hate painting...I just hate the feel of paint- it makes me feel sick. :P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx